My mom got a bunch of fresh home grown vegetables from a friend of hers. She gave me some of it, and there was mystery package included. It was a lumpy package wrapped in several layers of newspaper. In it were 3 squash. They were very soft and squishy, like they were rotting inside. I was like, wtf is this mom? The name she said translated to silk melon. I’d never heard of it, so I looked it up. It is also known as silk squash, Chinese okra, luffa, loofah, and some other names. Wait, loofah/luffa?! I’ve seen that before. At some Chinese restaurants, I’ve seen loofah or luffa on the menu. I always assumed it was an Engrish blooper or a bad translation. But, lo and behold! This here is the loofah!
My mom told me to peel it. I tried… but it was so soft that the peeler kept taking chunks out of it, and it looked pretty terrible after the peeling. I couldn’t even peel the ends because they were so soft. I read more about it after I peeled it. Turns out I could have left the skin on. If the squash is older and tougher, then you should peel it. Oops. I bent the squash to show you how squishy it is,
I cut them into .75 inch pieces.
I got my aromatics here: shallots and half a head of garlic sliced thin.
I had a pack of thick cut bacon that I’ve been meaning to use up for a while. I cut them up into 1 inch pieces and put them in my French oven on medium heat. The bacon was very fatty and I overcrowded the pot, so it took a while for all the bacon to render, maybe 30-40 minutes. I just let it sizzle, and stirred and flipped the pieces every few minutes.
After the fat rendered out of the bacon, I scooped the bacon out and poured out most of the bacon fat to save for future dishes. Look, it looks like bacon soup. I dare you to drink that. No, please don’t do that, I was kidding.
I cooked the shallots and garlic in the remaining bacon fat for about a minute until they started turning golden brown.
I added the loofah and seasoned with salt and pepper. Then I covered the pot and let it cook for about 5 minutes. My mom told me that the squash will emit a lot of liquid, so no need to add any cooking liquid.
After the loofah turned translucent and got real juicy, I mixed in the crispy bacon.
Here is my opinion of this dish that I totally made up using an unknown main ingredient. It tasted ok, I mean, imagine a squishy zucchini mixed with crispy bacon chunks. I particularly liked eating the loofah seeds. They were tender and I liked the popping sensation they gave when I bit into them. I wasn’t a big fan of the loofah though. The loofah itself had a mild flavor that soaked up other flavors well. But it had a slightly gelatinous and slimy texture and mouthfeel that reminds me of okra, and I’m not a fan of okra. I actually liked the end pieces better since they still had the peel, because the peel gave it a crisper texture. So there it is. I won’t go out of my way to cook and eat loofah, but it’s cool that I now know what loofah is.
If you want to experience loofah yourself, here is what I did. Or you can just order it the next time you see it at a Chinese restaurant. It’ll probably taste and look better since they actually know how to handle the loofah.
Bacon and Loofah
Ingredients
– 3 loofah
– 1 pack of thick cut bacon
– 1 shallot
– half a head of garlic
– salt
– pepper
Directions
– Cut the bacon into 1 inch pieces. Render the bacon in the pot over medium heat. Stir occasionally. Once the fat renders out of the bacon, remove the bacon. Leave a thin layer of fat in the pot and pour the rest into a separate bowl to save.
– Cut the loofah into .75 inch pieces, if they are young, there is no need to peel them.
– Slice the shallot and garlic into thin slices.
– Fry the shallots and garlic in the pot for about 1 minute, or until they turn golden brown. Add the loofah and season with salt and pepper. Cover the pot for about 5 minutes until the loofah turns translucent and juicy. Mix in the bacon and serve.